why? yes? mabey? i love you?

city-of-demise:

Not all Americans:

• are fat
• like McDonald’s
• like meat
• drink coffee

All Americans:

• PouR THEIR TEA IN THE BOSTON HARBOR

• HAVE A PET EAGLE

(Source: hipsteryoghurt, via msmorra)

rip-homegirl:

let’s talk about the universe and make out

(Source: brujabby, via hotboyproblems)

so-personal:

everything personal

so-personal:

everything personal

(Source: these-times-will-pass)

necpd:

FALL OUT BOY  ▼ Centuries.

necpd:

FALL OUT BOY   Centuries.

(via in-myzone)

msruhhnoir:

myokcupidtragedy:

subarbievol:

Straight boys like “lets threesome” but can’t even please one woman

ATTENTION EVERYONE THIS IS THE REALEST SHIT I’VE EVER READ

Just say “sure babe, let’s get another guy in here” and see how quickly they shut down.

(via thettargaryens)